Imagine eh, ni malam lu orang semua balik rumah lepas sehari suntuk kerja keras, abih tu lepas lu orang mandi, sapedek apa semua, lu orang ingat nak relaks depan TV ke dengar radio ke, alih2 kan ada announcement cakap, 'We interrupt this program for the following messages...'

And then, lu nampak/dengar muka/suara PM kat TV/radio dan dia pon kata...

"Dear Citizens, as part of a Government funded experiment, all citizens above the age of 21 will be given a firearm. For the next 24 hours, you may use the weapon as you wish. Let me assure those affected by this experiment that whatever you may wish to do, within this 24 hours, will be free of any consequences. Your actions will not be held against you by the state law.

I wish to remind you, however, to ponder and give deep thoughts to how you wish to utilise the firearm as you will be provided with only one live round. When the 24 hours period is up, special forces personnel will be despatched to your residences to retrieve the firearms. This is your PM speaking and I wish you all a good night...".

Apa lu orang bikin?

Kalau gua, gua gi rumah old man gua dulu. *evilsmirk*

Terima Kasih kerana membaca.

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